New Your Mom Warned You About Greeting Cards

Introducing our quirky and playful "Kiss My Sasquatch" greeting card, designed for those who dare to stand out from the crowd and embrace their wild and whimsical side. This one-of-a-kind design encapsulates the myth and mystery of the legendary Sasquatch, blending it with a bold and cheeky message that demands attention. With bold and striking illustration, this card is bound to make a statement. Our "Kiss My Sasquatch" greeting card is perfect for those who love to bring a touch of humor and adventure to their everyday life. Embrace the hidden within and show the world your playful spirit with this unique and whimsical card that will leave everyone wondering, "What other surprises does this Sasquatch hold?" Spread smiles and lighten moods with this captivating and unforgettable card that is sure to be a favorite among curious and free-spirited individuals.

The Good Vibes Only Vibrator card embodies the idea that positivity is contagious and that a simple act of kindness can have a ripple effect on the world. This bold and eye-catching design is sure to turn heads and spark conversations about the importance of maintaining a positive attitude. So, whether you're amplifying the good vibes at a music festival, spreading joy at a social gathering, or simply going about your day, this card serves as a powerful statement that reminds us all to choose optimism, kindness, and good vibes only. Embrace the power of positivity and let this vibrant card become a reminder to radiate good energy everywhere you go! good vibes only vibrator card positive energy inspirational motivational happiness joy optimism positive attitude fun vibrant empowerment self-care self-love good energy encouragement positive vibes uplifting.

Embrace the lighthearted side of Valentine's Day with cookies that are cheekier than your average sweet treat. Whether you're celebrating with your significant other or enjoying some self-love, this card is the perfect way to spread laughter and spark conversations. Designed with a touch of humor, it's a delectable delight that's bound to bring a smile to everyone's face. So, embrace your sweet tooth and treat yourself or your loved ones to the delectably fun "Valentine's Peen Cookies" card, and let the festivities begin!

The design features a delightful depiction of a lovable Kawaii Bigfoot, complete with oversized round eyes, blushing cheeks, and charming rosy cheeks. The endearing character is surrounded by uplifting text that reads "I Believe in You." This powerful statement serves as a reminder to embrace our own unique abilities and have faith in our potential, just like the mythical Bigfoot who navigates through life unseen. With its delightful blend of cuteness and inspiration, this card is a perfect choice for those who want to make a bold statement while spreading positivity and encouragement to those who receive it. It serves as a symbol of belief in oneself and in others, reminding the recipient that anything is possible. Let this card inspire you to chase your dreams and remind others of their inherent power and worth, all while looking utterly adorable.

We toke in peace, here hit this! Weed already reached earth thousands of years ago, you ain't see the pyramids? Open your third eye with this alien design.

Shout out P.W.A, this a crew you don't cluck with! A funny animal parody design of everyone's favourite old school hip-hop group!

When an ancient evil has been unleashed, what's a spiky haired protagonist to do? Unlock the secrets of the Millennium items, play Egyptian card games, and allow yourself to be possessed by ancient spirits of course! If you're a fan of classic anime, as well as manga, this nostalgic Yu-Gi-Oh shirt is for you! Perfect for lounging, dueling friends, and of course saving the world.

Woah hey, suddenly Hell doesn't seem so bad! Be careful with that tail though, you naughty devil. ...Or don't. Tee hee.

Show your love for all things soy with this ironic Soy Boy design, and especially the soy milk enjoyers, shout outs to you!

Grow me and then, Eat Me Daddy. Show off your intense love for vegetables and fruity with this super healthy pattern, featuring beets, carrots, peaches, eggplants, peppers, peas, avocados, and more! Perfect for fitness, gardening, and staying healthy!

If you LOVE Cumming (Georgia), this design is meant for you! Show off your state pride with this suggestive, misleading tee design that's sure to turn a few heads.

Pedro is our cool slutty daddy, but you can be too, let the world know what you need with this ironic dystopian daddy inspired design.

This lil snail on a flower is here to remind you to take it easy! Whether you're tending to a garden, soaking up some sun, or just enjoying some nature, this adorable snail is for you!

Aye lemme get that fit check. SHEEEESH! Show off your look with pride with this funny, radical, hyper chromatic 90s inspired "sheesh" design.

Plants are pets too! In fact, they're the new fashionable trendy pet. Proud plant parents, show off your love and support for your little green companions.

Only Here for Sports Butts! You are at your friend's football tailgate, you don't know wtf is going on, balls are in the air, points and things, but you CAN get through it, because you're there for the SPORTS BUTTS! Sports can be unbearable to watch, but a voluptuous booty bouncing to a touchdown makes it a win in our playbook. This colorful, big bootied player mock sports design is perfect for butt-loving, anti-sports amigos. Just look at the way that football bounces off that tight ass!

Protect the supernatural wildlife... but from afar. very, very, far away. Trust me, it's best for your health.

Sometimes we give in to our anxieties, cost of living, food scarcity, mental health, there's a lot to keep us up at night! Yeah, scary right? Anxiety inducing, even. Show everyone your ironic side with this humourus design.

Here at Kirby's we serve the best sandwiches your heart desires, so come on down to Kirby's! Kirby and food lovers will enjoy this cheerful logo fusion!

This is the future liberals want, and the gay illuminati is behind it. Show off your hidden gay, illuminati agenda this pride with this funny, illuminati gay pride, parody coffee mug!

This funny flirty anime fan shirt features the phrase "hey girl do you like anime 'cause Gun-damn" and is perfect for people who love anime, giant robots, mecha, weeaboos, otaku, geeks, nerds, manga readers, and is ideal for showing your nerdy pride at school, college, university, the dorms, working out at the gym, or just hanging out at home watching anime with your cat!

If you love hockey boys this hockey girl design is made specifically for you! Show your love this hockey season with this adorable design for girls who only date athletes!

Live, laugh, love? More like, what the F*** --am I right? Show that you're doing your best in hard times, but are always thinking WTF with this, What the F*** script parody design!

Forget Christian Girl Autumn and live your best Feral Girl Fall. Show off your anti-perfectionism and weirdness with this fall, feral, black cat design!

Japanese character for mushroom worn by this cute fungus boy. Mushroom top- lady bottom- perfect clothing gift for you or alternative friend.

A lovely feminine watercolor bouquet of mushrooms for those who love all of nature. Every boho hippie knows that flowers are lovely, but mushrooms are edible and fun to forage for! Also freegan is a pretty good way to go to, so proudly show your hipster hobby with this botanical illustration.

The pokemon games have a cryptid of their own, you know. Missingno. is one of the most famous glitches in video game history, not to mention one of the spookiest! I just took a creepypasta test and it turns out i'm 100% That Glitch.

Every trainer always remembers their first Pokemon, whether it be Bulbasaur, Squirtle or Charmander. If you picked the Water type, Squirtle, then this design is for you, champ in making!

Oh hi, welcome to the hermit of the crib. Do you want some trash? Please, help yourself.

Just because you indulge in garbage doesn't mean you can't be glamorous. Inspired by photos of opossums wearing pink hair bows, this adorable shirt is perfect for any fans of the strange marsupial!

Just because you indulge in garbage doesn't mean you can't be glamorous. Inspired by photos of opossums wearing pink hair bows, this adorable shirt is perfect for any fans of the strange marsupial!